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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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Here's ex-minister David Mellor writing in the D**ly M**l on 6th August this year ...
 

 
Years ago, if someone had said Britain was becoming a police state, with all manner of officials intruding on our privacy, interfering with our lives and making unwarranted demands upon us, all with Parliament's full approval, I'd have thought it a grotesque exaggeration.
 
Now I'm not so sure. Last week my partner and I were travelling to France through London's City Airport. Having cleared security, two uniformed men from the Border Agency blocked our way. 'Where are you travelling?' one of them asked.
 
'Nice,' I replied.
 
'For how long?' they asked.
 
'Two or three days.'
 
'What is the purpose of your visit?'
 
'Business and pleasure.' My good mood was rapidly evaporating. 'What's this all about?' I asked.
 
'Are you carrying more than £1,000 in cash?' he inquired.
 
'As it happens, I'm not,' I replied, 'But what if I was? Is that now a crime?'
 
'Under the Proceeds of Crime Act 2002 we have the power to ask you to prove where that money came from,' he solemnly intoned.
 
Now, of course, when some people read this, they will think: 'So what?' Well, I don't. This is wrong on all counts.
 
First of all this kind of approach is a needle-in-a-haystack operation, unlikely to uncover serious offences. The Mr Bigs of money laundering will be laughing if this is the best resistance our authorities can offer against their illegal activity. The only thing this crude Border Agency initiative will achieve is inconvenience to a lot of innocent travellers.
 
Right now, many thousands of holidaymakers are embarking on their annual summer break in droves. Many of them are leaving the country with currency worth at least £1,000 on them. And why shouldn't they? To confuse them with money launderers is insulting and no substitute for the careful police intelligence that might bring serious criminals to book.
 
Even if the principle of checking random tourists was valid - which it isn't - £1,000 sets the bar way too low. This is just a work creation scheme for uniformed jobsworths. But then pointing the finger of suspicion at ordinary, decent people and giving officials another opportunity to interfere in our lives, is becoming commonplace in today's Britain.
 
My brush with the Border Agency may seem trivial. But in the context of the ever-increasing abuse of the laws which are meant to prevent crime and terrorism, it provides a disturbing insight into so much that is wrong in Britain's criminal justice system today. Too many laws are being subverted by the police and other bodies just so that they can throw their weight around. Indeed, there are hardly any areas of our lives which are now free from the prying of the state machine. Legions of town hall bureaucrats have been spying on people to see what they put in their dustbins and whether they put them out at the right time.
 
More than half our town halls admitted to spying on families suspected of 'dustbin crimes' in 2008. The authorities installed secret CCTV cameras sometimes concealed in tin cans, on lamp posts or in compliant neighbours' homes. Such abuses of power are now endemic: last week, the Borough of Poole Council was condemned by the courts for spying on a middle-class family 21 times to check if they actually lived in the right catchment area for their children's school.
 
The police, needless to say, are the worst offenders, routinely abusing powers under the Terrorism Act to bring back the old 'sus' laws. This is the informal name for the laws which gave the police the right to stop and search whoever they liked, whenever they liked - without any valid reason - just because of suspicion. The Archbishop of York revealed this week that he has been stopped and searched by police eight times under the Terrorism Act 2000.
 
Is it because the uniformed officers really suspect John Sentamu is Al Qaeda's Yorkshire boss? Or is it because he's black? I know what I think. The new home Secretary, Theresa May, has announced the suspension of stop and search powers because of the tidal wave of criticism about their abuse. And she is right, not least because of the damage that arbitrary stop and search powers do to good community relations.
 
Thirty years ago, there were race riots in Brixton and elsewhere and one of the root causes was the black community's resentment of oppressive policing - particularly the huge numbers of black people stopped and searched without cause.
 
I'm proud that one of my first acts as an MP was to sit on the committee that abolished the 'sus' laws and then, as home Office Minister, to replace them, in the Police and Criminal Evidence Act, by establishing the power to stop and search only if there was reasonable cause.
 
Labour's Terrorism Act of ten years ago has proved yet again that police can't be trusted with such powers, and Theresa May should take them away permanently.
 
Not that being white is any guarantee of freedom from harassment. Countless law-abiding citizens have been stopped by police for taking pictures and had their cameras confiscated, for nothing more than photographing prominent buildings and tourist attractions. Yet again, a law passed by our Parliament of poodles to stop terrorists scouting potential targets has been abused in the most absurd way.
 
I have had my boat boarded on the Thames by a police officer who chose to ask a number of questions about where it was registered and other mundane details. Initially I was perfectly willing to answer the officer's questions, but as he droned on and on I told him I'd had more than enough. He then flourished a form saying that actually I was being stopped under the Prevention of Terrorism Act. I asked him if he had any idea how insulting it was to a former Home Office minister for the police to so blatantly abuse their powers.
 
He looked puzzled. Such a thought had plainly never occurred to him.
 
My old mate Alan West, a former First Sea Lord, dines out on the story of having his car stopped and searched to prevent terrorism when at the time he was actually the serving Security Minister. It is hard to know whether to laugh or cry.
 
At least I know where I stand with the law: what about people not versed in the law who are genuinely cowed by the police when they are taking a picture of Nelson's Column or minding their own business on a river?
 
I am old enough to have been the Foreign Office Minister responsible for Eastern Europe before the fall of the Berlin Wall. I travelled there and I saw for myself the routine prying in people's lives and liberties that propped up Communist states.
 
Now is the time for us to protest, if we do not want to find ourselves living under that same crushing yoke. A new government - and belatedly, the courts - is at last waking up to the threat to our liberties posed by a myriad of laws and regulations which are being wilfully misused by the authorities to destroy our rights and freedoms. The price of liberty is eternal vigilance. History shows that those who won't fight for freedom lose it.
 
So if you are stopped at the airport by some Border Agency jobsworth and asked about your euros, tell him you think it is a disgrace he should be doing this.
 
Because, actually, it is.

 

 
Yes, it is.
 
Unfortunately the usual jobsworth reply is “I'm just doing my job”, or “I'm just following orders”. And the obvious and natural retort is to point out that this defence wasn't good enough for the guards in Nazi concentration camps, and that if they find themselves doing an immoral and unpalatable job they should either refuse or quit.
 
This is a logical and entirely sensible response. Sadly, these days it'll get you arrested for racial intolerance.
 
A few D**ly M**l readers had sensible comments to make. We've weeded out all those that used expressions like “if you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear” (and yes, there really are people whose tiny little brains cling desperately to the only thought they've ever managed to form), and those who think that anyone who has ever been in politics isn't allowed to express an opinion. We do have just a little sympathy with that viewpoint, actually, but we'd like to see it extended to include a few D**ly M**l readers as well ...
 
Bob from Marsais in France suggested “if you are ever stopped, first ask for the warrant card or identification of the officer. Don't just let them flash it at you, take it and examine it thoroughly, then ask to whom you can phone to authenticate the card. Make sure you make a note of the officer's name and number, tell him that once you have confirmed his identity and right to have stopped you, you are then going to use your mobile phone to take his photo for identification purposes and also to record everything that is said; that if you are not guilty of any offence you will sue the officer for unlawful detention; and that if he touches you in any way you will also sue him for common assault. Always speak loudly so that you attract a crowd.”
 
Nicholas Lee from Windsor told how “standing up to jobsworths in uniform is not an altogether risk-free action. I had an experience when my wife and I had taken our 10-year-old grand-daughter to France for a couple of days. On returning to Dover, I received a hostile response from a uniformed gentleman from Border Control who demanded to see written permission from her mother (my daughter) for our custody of her. When I said that the thought of such a thing had never even occurred to me, things started to get nasty. I was given a harangue about my irresponsibility, and was half expecting to hear 'Right. Out of the car!' However, he eventually decided that as my grand-daughter was not showing any signs of distress, we could move on. I drove away wondering whatever had happened to the country of my birth. I no longer recognise it.”
 
David, who describes himself as “from York, but right a bit”, said “Fantastic article. I cannot tell you how pleased I am to hear an establishment figure express these views. Now, will the new government let go the reins and allow both men and women the freedoms to make the best of their own lives?”
 
And ex-policeman Redcap from Eastleigh was able to put his finger on the heart of the problem ... “... I was constantly reminded that we 'police by consent' of the general public and police powers (arrest) were curtailed to serious indictable crimes. The balance of police powers against civil liberties must always be maintained. However today's police have sweeping powers to arrest you for anything, no matter how trivial. Section 110 of the Serious Organised Crime and Police Act 2005 gives the police this awesome power. ACPO insisted on its inclusion, and in my view for no other reason than to boost the national DNA database. Remove Section 110 and remove it now, as it's an affront to democracy.”
 

 
The GOS says: Amen to that. Am I being naïve when I say that if anti-terrorist measures curtail the liberties our forefathers earned and we have a right to enjoy, then the terrorists (whose purpose in life is to curtail our liberties) have ... er ... well, sort of ... WON, haven't they?
 

 
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